The blog of a 53 year-old gay man living in Melbourne, Australia; a writer, broadcaster, critic, arts advocate and Doctor Who fan.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Things not to do with your iPod no.267
Never have your iPod lying beside you as you masturbate/have sex. Cum-splattered iPods stop working. This is going to be fun to explain when I take it in for repairs...*blush*
I cannot believe you need to take back an iPod for repairs, all because a splash of cum. How much did you unload on it?
I think it's a scam. They don't make anything like they used to. I had a plastic 110 camera that lasted for years. Even after I'd dropped it numerous times.
I think you should take a photo of the guys face just as you say the words, "It's cum".
Without going into details, denys, apparently enough to make the central wheel and selection button stick... I knew semen was acidic (or is that alkaline?) but I didn't know it was that bad!
3 comments:
I cannot believe you need to take back an iPod for repairs, all because a splash of cum. How much did you unload on it?
I think it's a scam. They don't make anything like they used to. I had a plastic 110 camera that lasted for years. Even after I'd dropped it numerous times.
I think you should take a photo of the guys face just as you say the words, "It's cum".
Without going into details, denys, apparently enough to make the central wheel and selection button stick... I knew semen was acidic (or is that alkaline?) but I didn't know it was that bad!
Richard, it is the details that could make this anecdote far more interesting.
I think it's alkaline.
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